Headline from the FT from a month ago

Headline from the FT from a month ago -“Ministers are developing artificial intelligence tools to write CVs and covering letters for job seekers, as they seek to free up Jobcentre staff”

I can see the benefits, but for a bit of fun and to test what we might be seeing in the near future, I asked ChatGPT to create a CV for a fictional character, who might be under the guidance of the job centre.

Frankie “Four Fingers” McGeeInternational Logistics & Risk Mitigation Consultant
 London | Antwerp | New York
 +44 7700 123456 |  frankie.m@securemail.com |  LinkedIn: linkedin.com/in/frankie4f

Professional Profile

Results-driven logistics and asset transportation specialist with over 15 years of international experience managing high-value and sensitive shipments. Recognized for exceptional discretion, operational agility, and crisis management capabilities in fast-paced, high-risk environments. Proven expertise in end-to-end transport coordination, regulatory navigation, and risk minimization strategies. Adept at working with multinational teams and trusted by stakeholders across finance, private security, and discrete transport sectors.

Core Competencies

• High-Value Asset Logistics
• Cross-Border Transportation Compliance
• Discreet Operations & Risk Management
• Stakeholder Liaison & Crisis Handling
• Secure Courier Protocols
• Conflict Zone Navigation
• Identity Management & Disguise Techniques (when required)
• Situational Awareness & Improvisation

Professional Experience

Senior Logistics Consultant
Private Clients / Confidential Contracts (Europe, North America)
1992 – 2000

• Coordinated secure, confidential transportation of high-value assets including gemstones, antiquities, and sensitive documents between Europe and North America.
• Managed complex handoffs and transfers in high-security environments, often involving multiple intermediaries.
• Developed alternative routing and identity protocols to mitigate risk and evade detection when handling sensitive materials.
• Built and maintained trusted relationships with clients across various industries including private collectors, security firms, and financial brokers.

Specialist Risk Advisor
Independent Consultancy – Discreet Asset Management
1985 – 1992

• Provided risk mitigation strategies for clients operating in volatile environments.
• Advised on tactical logistics and emergency planning for high-net-worth individuals and organizations with complex security needs.
• Oversaw real-time crisis interventions during asset transport disruptions and high-tension negotiations.
• Implemented adaptive protocols in line with evolving global security standards and border compliance regulations.

Education

Certificate in Covert Logistics & Risk Mitigation
Private Academy | London, UK
1985 – 1987

Ongoing Professional Development

• Conflict Zone Navigation (Field Experience)
• Advanced Disguise & Situational Adaptability Training (Private Instruction)

Languages

• English (Fluent)
• Yiddish (Conversational)
• Russian (Basic – operational use only)

Professional Affiliations

• International Association of Covert Logistics (IACL) – Associate Member
• Risk Management Society (RIMS) – Guest Contributor (Unofficial)

References

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